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Bucking the Tiger
August 10, 2026
Don Hall
Bucking the Tiger
August 10, 2026
Don Hall

Pan's eyes lit up. "I have met God."

Hume paused in the dealing. Roberts's mouth turned into a grim smile. "You've met God, have you, you heathen prick?"

Pan nodded. "I have. God is a white man."

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August 10, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes

They are going to invade our planet and soon there will be a Gagh vessel on every corner. 

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American Shithole #22 — FLOTUS, She Wrote (Us)
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American Shithole #22 — FLOTUS, She Wrote (Us)

I do feel emptiness sometimes, in a way I have never felt it before, when I reflect on how much rage this presidency instills in me. The Yang of a terrible Yin, I suppose. I’ve never experienced the desire for revenge, the way I want for it now.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting

Our mission is to avoid strange new worlds. To seek out new sources of income. To boldly stay great.

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