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History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall
History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall

“Journey will survive the apocalypse. Cockroaches, radiation, and some asshole singing “Don't Stop Believin'” over the ruins of Cincinnati.”

“Why Cincinnati?”

“Seems like the kind of place where the apocalypse would start.”

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November 9, 2026
Don Hall

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes

They are going to invade our planet and soon there will be a Gagh vessel on every corner. 

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/28/18 American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/28/18

American Shithole #22 — FLOTUS, She Wrote (Us)

I do feel emptiness sometimes, in a way I have never felt it before, when I reflect on how much rage this presidency instills in me. The Yang of a terrible Yin, I suppose. I’ve never experienced the desire for revenge, the way I want for it now.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/20/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/20/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting

Our mission is to avoid strange new worlds. To seek out new sources of income. To boldly stay great.

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