SOVENIRS! – Some call it looting, we call it keepsakes.

If she’s attractive enough, your constituents will respect her.

You don’t have to hold your head up high, let MyNeckBrace do all the work for you.

“Voter fraud” continues to be an issue in this country. We have been working hard to develop legislation that will reform all voter laws at a federal level. 
-       Limit the number of polling stations to one per every 1,000,000 citizens.
- Election supervisors are allowed, at their discretion, to store ballots in basements susceptible to fire or flooding.