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The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel
The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel

The stomach tightens and sinks.
The heart and lungs follow.
It’s a confounding reaction to a receipt of affection.
It’s familiar, and, therefore, oddly comforting.

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November 5, 2026
David Himmel

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Other Texts Sent to Mark Meadows

From Eric Trump: Please tell my dad, Donald J. Trump, that I pooed.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Thank Trump!

No one be thanking God if they survive. They’ll be thanking Donald Trump.

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 2/28/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 2/28/19

American Shithole #49 | Welcome Back, Cohen

“He is a racist. He is a Conman. He is a cheat.”

-          Michael Cohen, on Donald Trump during his opening statement.

“Damn, save that for your closer, Michael!” I blurted at the television.

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