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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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American Shithole #49 | Welcome Back, Cohen

“He is a racist. He is a Conman. He is a cheat.”

-          Michael Cohen, on Donald Trump during his opening statement.

“Damn, save that for your closer, Michael!” I blurted at the television.

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