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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches.

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family

Joseph: We paid our bill.

Inn Keeper: You paid for two people and a mule.

Mary: Are you trying to charge us for our baby Jesus?

Joseph: She gave birth in straw. Straw! 

Inn Keeper: Exactly! Blood everywhere. Have you ever tried to clean straw?

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