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The Three Things Money Can’t Buy
May 27, 2026
Don Hall
The Three Things Money Can’t Buy
May 27, 2026
Don Hall

Empires collapse, fortunes evaporate, and stocks nosedive into hell—but a deep sleep, a clean shit, and a laugh that shakes your skeleton remain the closest thing humanity has to real wealth.

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May 27, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family

Joseph: We paid our bill.

Inn Keeper: You paid for two people and a mule.

Mary: Are you trying to charge us for our baby Jesus?

Joseph: She gave birth in straw. Straw! 

Inn Keeper: Exactly! Blood everywhere. Have you ever tried to clean straw?

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