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A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel
A Love Story
October 29, 2026
David Himmel

Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.

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October 29, 2026
David Himmel

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Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 5/20/18 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 5/20/18

Lean Cuisine Brings Both Liberation and Sadness

So convenient. I don’t like to cook.
So why should I have to? It takes
time and planning and organization
and executive functioning.
I forget to eat all the time.
I’ve got other things to do
and think about. Takes five
minutes in the microwave.
Dinner is quick. Grab a fork
and go back to looking
at the computer while I eat.

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