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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!

Trump: Remember last week when everyone was freaking out about me saying n*gg*r on a tape somewhere? 

Kelly: Every week makes me nostalgic for the week before.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The “N” Word
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/15/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/15/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The “N” Word

Trump: I just want to go on record and say that I have never said the word n#gg#r. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting

"I’ve been so busy lately. I got up to page five on that memo from the democrats. I vetoed it because it was so boring. Someone needs to tell the democrats to use more graphs. I like wheels."

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting

-       “We’re hot!” said the president.

-       “Because we are on fire.” Said Chief of Staff Kelly

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