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The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall
The Last Trick
September 14, 2026
Don Hall

There was no thunder, no glowing doorway, no mysterious wind blowing through the apartment, and no choir of angels politely alerting me that physics had submitted its resignation.

The deck simply felt heavier.

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September 14, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/22/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — Witch Hunt!

Trump: Remember last week when everyone was freaking out about me saying n*gg*r on a tape somewhere? 

Kelly: Every week makes me nostalgic for the week before.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The “N” Word
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/15/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/15/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The “N” Word

Trump: I just want to go on record and say that I have never said the word n#gg#r. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting

"I’ve been so busy lately. I got up to page five on that memo from the democrats. I vetoed it because it was so boring. Someone needs to tell the democrats to use more graphs. I like wheels."

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting

-       “We’re hot!” said the president.

-       “Because we are on fire.” Said Chief of Staff Kelly

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