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I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

...that, as we age, good footwear is more important than a girlfriend.

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Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

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“You aren't Going to Tell My Mom, are You?"
Don Hall Don Hall 1/9/19 Don Hall Don Hall 1/9/19

“You aren't Going to Tell My Mom, are You?"

And then I saw her. Standing casually next to a guy in a T-shirt, looking around for a customer to lap dance for ten dollars in the room. It was Nora. “Holy shit!” I thought. “What is she... fifteen? Did she see me? How do I get outta here?”

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