I Believe... [The Lie of Leftover Pizza]

...that words and rhetoric only hurt if you actually care from whom the words come from. Teach children to care about the opinions of people they trust to have theire best interests at heart and less about the opinions of randos and assholes and the words won’t hurt any more.

...that guy working out in the gym, dancing around between machines, head banging with his Air Pods in, who looks like a gleeful lunatic? That’s me.

...that restaurants that issue gift cards are generally serving pre-frozen food fried in days-old oil and spiceless, bland stuff that makes you feel at least a little shitty about life.

...that the GOP won’t get rid of George Santos because once they remove him for lies and financial fraud they’ve opened the door for 45% of its members.

...that no single person should ever order a large pizza with the intent of saving some for the next few days. It’s a lie you tell yourself and you will fall for it every time.