I Believe... [TikTok Illness]

...that George Santos is the representative for everyone who crashed a party they weren’t invited to.

...that with McCarthy’s awkward ascension to Speaker, Washington can finally get back to the business of ignoring the country to pursue a mountain of useless bullshit.

...that the only people who do not hit “Skip Ads” on Youtube videos died right before hitting play.

...that when being austistic is somehow considered a thing of pride rather than affliction, TikTok has gone too far.

...that I can’t decide who to feel the most pity for, Prince Harry or Elon Musk. I mean, the burdens of the ridiculously wealthy must be immense.