The Select Subcommittee Committee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government

by Joe Janes

The Select Subcommittee Committee on the Weaponization

of the Federal Government

or

SSCOTWOTFG

or

SS for short

The Republican led House of Representatives passed a measure along party lines to form a new subcommittee dedicated to investigating concerted efforts by the government to silence conservative voices – this includes protestors at School Board meetings who inexplicably sing to Donald J. Trump who inexplicably dances at rallies to songs he uses without permission. It also includes patriots who exercised their free speech by trying to stop the certification of an election.

The committee will be led by Rep. Jim Jordan from Ohio who knows a thing or two about suppressing voices when he ignored complaints from students about sexual assault during his eight years as an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State University. Jim Jordan’s PR firm, hired specifically to handle this scandal and paid for through his campaign funds, has denied Jordan’s awareness of sexual abuse by the team’s physician in the face of multiple eye witnesses stating otherwise. Jordan has questioned their credibility and accused them of lying. He has also phoned witnesses and their relatives asking them to either contradict or retract testimonies or just be quiet.

Regarding his leadership of SSCOTWOTFG, Jordan has stated that his main goal is to protect the First Amendment and strongly demonstrate his lack of understanding what the first amendment says and means.

Jordan’s committee will not be protecting BLM or whatever ANTIFA is.