Made Up Controversies for the Modern Republican

Just because it’s a lie doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea.

Just because it’s a lie doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea.

By Joe Janes

So far in 2021, the GOP has taken issues with the following fabricated or overblown non-issues…

  • Mr. Potatohead becoming just Potatohead

  • Some Dr. Seuss books no longer being published

  • Forcing children to wear masks is child abuse

  • VP’s new book being given to immigrants

  • The White House flew the Gay Pride flag

  • Biden’s climate change plan to enforce ban on meat consumption 

With President Biden’s address to a joint session of congress tonight, you can expect the opposition response—and Fox News—to be a whirlwind of spin into new unfounded controversies.

What’s on the horizon for the Republican assault on the Biden administration…

  • Democrats want to take away your rights to wear more than one sock at a time.

  • Joe Biden prefers chop suey and tacos for breakfast, denounces ketchup.

  • VP Kamala Hussein Harris thinks children are edible furniture. 

  • Leftist liberals want homeless people to sleep on your couch and use your bathroom, even if you live in a gated community. 

  • Democrat’s want to force people to go to college and take away their right to remain smart enough already. 

  • Under a new climate change law, you have to share your toothbrush with a poor family. 

  • Democrats are trying to take away your right to not vote.

  • Nancy Pelosi has an AOL account. 

Pelosi will address this issue in a town hall presented in an AOL chat room. Dial-Up internet only.

Pelosi will address this issue in a town hall presented in an AOL chat room. Dial-Up internet only.

 

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