I Believe… [Corporations Are Shitty People]

…that the media contributes to the forthcoming Trump second term more by allowing him to broadcast his propagandistic reframing of his pandemic response every single fucking day. Also, CBS using footage of Italy for a story about NYC doesn’t fucking help.

…that muffins made with Bundt cake mix are the absolute solution to quarantine fever.

…that many Americans are discovering for the first time that corporations despite their legal designation are not people. Or if they are, they’re the kind of people you can’t count on in a crisis.

…that the people who resisted and ignored being scolded as children in school somehow believe that the scolding of people will somehow be effective in society among adults. No one really listens to the Neighborhood Watch, gang.

…that after a sampling of a number of reality television programs in the self isolation of stay-at-home order, I can conclusively state the Survivor is by far the best of the bunch.