I Believe... [Certainty is a Sign of Error]
…that INTENT is equally as important as IMPACT and should always be considered. Anyone who considers only IMPACT absent of INTENT is a crybaby.
…that terrorists only win if we live in fear of them. Trump only wins if we pay attention to him. The house only wins if we play.
…that it takes a dangerous mixture of low self-esteem, rage over being overlooked, and massive self-delusion to daily remind yourself and your Twitter followers how amazing you are.
…that when it comes to economics, sociology, psychology, politics, meteorology, and craps, if you are dead certain of something you’re probably wrong.
…that when you head back to move someone out of the house you lived in for six months owned by the invalid hermit with hoarding problems, a lack of a social life, and clinical depression, and he goes back to his bedroom to put a pistol on his hip to unlock the door for you, you made the right choice to get the fuck out of there.