Hall has a theory about the 47th president. Himmel can’t pronounce the name of a 70’s band correctly. Hijinx ensue.

Happy 59th Birthday, Don! Today, he shares the things he learned this past year.

Don wrote a thing. David wrote a different thuing. The chimps stroke each other in praise of the things they wrote.

Don has a policy concerning his ass. David disputes the policy.

The Chimps decide to see what the AI of the moment has to say about them. It ain’t pretty…

Himmel has decided that he is the hero of his neighborhood because he managed to get his internet fixed after the gauntlet of attempts to thwart his need for Wifi.

Himmel is exposed as the Divorced Dad who takes his kids to McDonalds on Christmas Eve plus the Chimps predict the headlines for next year!

It’s that time when everyone from the office gets together at a bar and, like a dark truth serum, the booze makes the whole room regret ever showing up: the Office Holiday Party.

Tony Spaghetti has Himmel thinking that maybe America is ready for a violent revolution. The chimps discuss.

Is AI here to replace writers? We ask ChatGPT and the answer is absolutely.

Himmel inadvertantly showed his six-year-old porn and had to explain it.

Don is on a tear about the linguistic games of… well, everybody, everywhere. So the chimps break it down masterfully.

David wrote a thing about the country, anxiety, hubris, and why there will never be a woman president. So, instead of read it, the Monkeys yap about it.

The Chimps talk through the recent presidential election and what went wrong.

Nothing to see here, gang. Except Hall, fully clothed, asleep in his car.

It turns out that both David and Don are really lousy at relationships but great with relationship advice. Also, so is Yakov Smirnoff.

What infuriates Himmel? Jewel selection, stereotypes, handjobs at the symphony? Hall just doesn’t seem to get all that angry about anything. What’s the deal (asked in the most 1980’s stand up manner)?

Can David go work on a cruise ship? Why would he want to? What the fuck is all of this shit about cruise ships? And how does one figuratively blow a load in your pants?

Don is making straight A’s in life and—gasp—met a woman whose presence is making him re-think his strategy.

In a preview for BUGHOUSE!, Don tasks David with his repeated use of the ’systemic’ when describing localized events.