Literate ApeCast Ep. 208—What the Hell is JewFace?
Spurned on by Will Ferrell (not a Jew) playing an extremely Jewish character in his latest tv show, the boys discuss the phenomenon Don dubs “JewFace” as well as a dive into what heroism is and what the fuck is an NFT?
No ApeCast next week due to that Turkey holiday.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 207—Deltatoid?
David and Don show their shocking ignorance of body part knowledge, check out an NPR headline that accuses Chappelle of ‘white privilege,’ and discuss David’s newest tattoo. Avoiding the news of the week leaves conversation in the shallow end of the pool…
Literate ApeCast Ep. 206—On Being an Asshole, Leaving Faceborg, and the Incompetence of Democrats
Don has become one of those “Steps” people to David’s dismay. Also, Don is an asshole and will endeavor to keep his opining to himself in conversations (don’t hold your breathe). Apparently, David has a few issues with Stacy, a woman he lives with but who is not his wife and he (kinda) left Faceborg.
Also, the best ‘reading while taking a shit’ replacement is Blinkist and Joe Biden is Sheriff Bullock from Deadwood.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 205—Is Comedy Harder Than Before (with Erik Lewin)
Joining the Chimps is Erik Lewin (local Vegas stand-up comic, author, and generally likeable guy) as they dive into the question of comedy in the 21st Century. Could Blazing Saddles be made today? How hard is it to make people laugh?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 204—The Hatred of the MCU (with Don Smith) Part Two
In Part Two of Don Smith joining in, we talk about his distatse for the bombast of the MCU.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 203—Modern Horror (with Don Smith) Part One
Joining the Apes in this episode is Don Smith (check out his IMDB for more) and we talk about two specific topics in celebration of October: what makes a horror movie a horror movie and what horror movies made in the past three years are worth your time?
Part Two will cover why Smith so vehemently dislikes the MCU.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 202—Purging Distraction for the Good of Society
The Apes pulled the trigger on their Faceborg page. Don pulled the trigger on his own (again). Will David? Why doesn’t he?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 201—What’s with All the Horror Movies and How Does One Say “Rob Lowe”? (With James Ford)
For the first episode of Season 3, the boys invite returning Ape James Ford to join them as they discuss the new rash of horror films and the horror movies that scarred them as kids. Also, a new pronunciation of Rob Lowe’s name that will likewise scar you for life.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 200—The Best Moments of Four Years of Weekly Podcasts
The Chimps in Charge celebrate their 200th episode by going back and picking some of their favorite moments in recording what could be seen as an inconsequential weekly conversation but, instead, becomes a snapshot into the constantly evolving perspectives of two pretty ordinary dudes who like to talk about stuff.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 199—Leaping Off a Cliff with Frank Leyden
David and Don are joined by Frank Leyden. Frank is leaving Chicago for L.A. and gave the three an opportunity to catch up and discuss what it takes to up-end your life and move to a brand new one.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 198—More Horrible Parenting Advice from Don Regarding the Toys of the Eighties
A triple anniversary. A run-in with an old Hot Wheel car with the Confederate flag painted on top from David’s childhood discovered by his son. And Don deciding, in his childless existence, that he, ONCE AGAIN, can give David parenting advice like a dog advising a nuclear scientist on the half-life of plutonium.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 197—Leaning Into Afghanistan with Lester Wang
Joining the Gentlemen Apes is David’s brother-in-law and Army vet Lester Wang. He’s actually been to Afghanistan and gives us some insight on what it’s like to be in the army as well as his thoughts on the end of the longest war in American history.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 196—Where We Actually Discuss Writing
Literate Ape is, after all, a place where writers write and readers read. This is one of those rare episodes when the boys discuss that very subject. Yes, it’s insider baseball all the way.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 195—Is the World Going Completely to Hell or Is It Just the News?
The Chimps skate across the putrid pond of cynicism and optimism with regard to the state of the world versus how we are trained to perceive it. Also, can Don use the term ‘Paddy Wagon’ because he’s Irish?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 194—Preparing Harry for the Impending Climate Apocalypse
Don is resigned to being long dead before things really get apocalyptic climate-wise so he sets his sights on David’s parental task of preparing Harry to live through the coming disaster. Where do they derive their inspiration? Movies.
Also, FYI? “Fuckin’” is not a nice word.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 193—Is David a BOBO and Does His Self Awareness Lessen the Doucheyness?
What does it mean when a modern white guy is discriminated against for being a modern white guy? What does David Brooks mean when he writes about the BOBOs and is David just a very self aware version of it? How much would you pay for a watch and what does that number say about you?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 192—Defining an Olympic Flake, Brad Pitt, and Magnetic Vaccines
This one is a mess. Did Simone Biles flake or just courageously protect her mental well being? Some stuff about Brad Pitt and ScarJo. Then a whole bunch of horseshit about the unvaccinated in America during a fucking pandemic. Maybe best t skip this one…or not?
Literate ApeCast Ep. 191—Is Jeff Bezos a Dick or Is It Just His Rocket Ship?
David wants Bezos to spend money on society instead of a Phallus-shaped rocket ship. Don wonders why, if David is so adamant, he continues to use Amazon instead of going to a brick-and-mortar. Then it’s the media that’s the problem. But it comes back to Ted Lasso, so joy prevails.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 190—Movie Nerds Holding Court and Spoiling ‘Loki’
The Nerds talk seeing Black Widow in an actual movie theater, whether theaters will ever be more than boutique again, and spoil the shit out of Marvel’s Loki.
Literate ApeCast Ep. 189—Richard Donner is a Director for All Seasons But First, Let’s Twist Rumsfeld’s Dick
Would David really twist a dying Donald Rumsfeld’s dick and is justice served when those who get away with it suffer? How about that creepy fucking bathroom on the 2nd floor of Piper’s Alley in Chicago? And the chimps list their top five Richard Donner films (although David tries to change his mid-podcast).