David is still getting lost in his new neighborhood, loved the last episode that featured Don’s mother, and has a few things to say about Bill Cosby.

David’s moving this weekend. Don is in Kansas visiting family so he turned the ApeCast over to his wife (producer Dana) and his mother to have a conversation about memory, dreams, marrying your parent, and the fact that Don’s mother is an admitted gold digger.

Note: This is a much better podcast episode than any of the 186 that came before.

David feels he is surrounded by death lately so the Chimps talk death, the classist perspective on living rooms, and whether or not your mother’s death will occur to David when he stops to wash his dick.

David just bought a house but can’t find his way around his neighborhood. Don has a legacy of having the world’s worst sense of direction. They also talk about David getting lost in the nostalgia of culling through a box of old photographs in preparation for the move.

Last week’s episode was a drunk one for David and he begged Don to delete it. Why? What did he say that was so horrifying? Couched in a discussion of a dildo for your balls and the awful reality of a no-mask society, does David give us the answers? Will we ever hear the Episode that was sidelined?

Does GenZ burnout affect serial killers? Is the push to return to the office a bunch of post-COVID bullshit? Was the ApeCast better when it was Don and David in his apartment or since they record remotely? And isn’t Jean Smart fucking rad?

The boys discuss the new maskless world, why David has issue with people on Faceborg writing long-form posts, and then get into disagreement about whether workers have a right to self expression when employed by corporations seeking homogeneous in the workplace.

The Basecamp Dilemma Facing the Desire for Self-Expression

David both looks surprisingly like Bradley Cooper in “American Hustle” as well as wrote a speech for President Joe Biden. No one most of the planet gives two shits about the Moth Radio Hour. Don gives a bit of inside skinny on his latest gig which bores David into a stupor. The Monkeys talk what one will do to gain a salary and and answer the question “What does Elon Musk look like?”

WARNING: Spoilers for MCU’s “Falcon and The Winter Soldier” as the chimps on microphones parse out the new Captain America. Then David opens up about a true rift in his marriage and his screaming child. Don decides to offer his sage relationship and parenting advice, neither which worth much.

The Chauvin guilty verdict is an absolute win in our days but what does it mean for the future of police reform? David reveals that one of his favorite storytellers in none other than Chicago’s Nestor Gomez and the gentlemen apes walk through differing ideas as to how to put perspective on some of our system’s biggest issues.

Don and David explore the possibility that history is ever repetitive and may result in a second “Roaring Twenties” scenario. They also cover the existence of OnlyFans and the awful wonder of a Cruise Ship Cabaret by Adrian Zmed.

Amidst an urbane and surprisingly adult conversation about the social responsibility of the church-goers, gun rights for the Evangelicals, and our decades-long descent into toxic individualism, three-year old beast Harry does everything he can to reduce his father to a blubbering mess.

WARNING: Those with toddlers will be triggered by this episode.

It’s perhaps a very good thing that Don has never spawned offspring and is not in charge of the “self-care” industry in any way. David tries to guide this self-professed “guy from the eighties” in the softer, gentler age of letting children destroy any peace of mind parents have and bragging about therapy and anxiety as badges of inclusion.

Turns out Don is the corner of the table you bump your funny bone on (according to David) in a bit of a therapy turnaround with the Chimps psychoanalyzing the guy “from the eighties.” David moves on with his rage at the gun culture in America and they close things out with David’s “Nine Levels of Offense”.

David believes Woody Allen is a child molester; Don does not. This one gets ugly.

David and Katie throw Harry his third birthday and then, mid-episode, have to deal with life in a cell with a three-year old. D&D reminisce about birthdays they can barely remember then dive in to the latest POLITICO poll of Americans and the extreme margins that aren’t really that relevant.

In a discussion about the (not) cancelling of six Dr. Seuss books and the cancel culture that may (or may not) exist in the world, Don antagonizes David as the gadfly in his soup.

Apparently, working from home with no place to go in Chicago is finally getting to Himmel as he can’t seem to understand basic conversation. In the stranger or already strange conversations, Don finally loses his shit and then they talk about the NYT article about Smith College which David seems to think is fine.

Himmel stepped into a pile of his own digital crap this week and, apparently, the Chicago Storytelling Community is up to its old gossipy, bitchy tricks. Don calls Alvin Las a Class A Cunt and David makes fun of the rest. Brilliant, bitchy fun about life on the digital freeway.

In a rare occurrence, Don records a bit drunk and it just gets worse as the podcast continues. Somehow David manages to engage in a conversation about culture, David’s bizarre coat, and a discussion of the cancelling of Gina Carrano by Disney.