Literate ApeCast Ep. 69 — Student Senator Virgins Hosting A Porn Party and Himmel Blows It Off

Don is in Vegas, David is still in Chicago, and Jeff Bezos is in The National Inquirer’s ass. A conversation about the “new car smell of Vegas,” Jeff Bezos cockblocking Pecker, and David refuses to apologize for being a frat boy despite his house hosting a pornography party.

And, as always, six tasks to accomplish in the next seven days so your hopelessly flawed life has a few rays of sunshine.