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Literate ApeCast Ep. 410—Worst Presents EVER!
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 12/1/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 12/1/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 410—Worst Presents EVER!

Yes. The Apes are joined by Jacob Himmel who has nothing terribly interesting to say and an ApeSac that suddenly makes the Apes look less forward to the holidays.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 409—THE CIA HAS REDACTED THIS PODCAST
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/24/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/24/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 409—THE CIA HAS REDACTED THIS PODCAST

Who shot JFK?

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 408—How Many Codes Does Hall Have?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/17/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/17/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 408—How Many Codes Does Hall Have?

Should children have toy weapons? Is Socialism a necessary component of an American economy? Did Milli Vanilli lie? We answer these questions and more!

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 407—Who Knew Himmel Was a Comedian?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/10/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/10/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 407—Who Knew Himmel Was a Comedian?

Mamdani, ICE, Eddie Murphy, Nancy Pelosi, and an ApeSac that ass David how he can teach people to be funny.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 406—How to Avoid the Mistakes of Your Romantic Past
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/3/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 11/3/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 406—How to Avoid the Mistakes of Your Romantic Past

David cut his finger off and Don looks forward to make-up sex. Just another day in the life. Also, a whole bunch of squawk about ICE in Chicago.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 405—A Child’s Dream and an Alien Comet
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/27/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/27/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 405—A Child’s Dream and an Alien Comet

The Chimps’ week was not exciting but the issues of the world were. Also, an ApeSac for the ages that draws conversation of dreams and belief in alien life in the universe.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 404—Negotiating with the Demon Seed
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/20/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/20/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 404—Negotiating with the Demon Seed

Ah! Recording the ApeCast on a morning when A) David has the boys and B) Jacob will not relent.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 403—Comedians Against Humanity
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/13/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 10/13/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 403—Comedians Against Humanity

The Apes have been having a week! COVID, Bari Weiss, Donald Trump, and in the ApeSac, a question about the comedy festival in Saudi Arabia! Also, Hall goes too far with his recommendations.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 402—Superstitions
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/29/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/29/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 402—Superstitions

The Apes discuss great weeks, the news of the day, and introduce the Apesac, the call in/write in segment where you can ask us questions or spark your own debate!

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 401—Jimmy Kimmel: Cancelled or Consequence?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/22/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/22/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 401—Jimmy Kimmel: Cancelled or Consequence?

It’s a new season and a new segment—The Stuff of Our Lives—as well as an opportunity to get the best therapy in your life for FREE! Email your sound files or questions to don@literateape.com and the Apes will answer them!

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 400—Eight Years and Counting
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/15/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/15/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 400—Eight Years and Counting

It’s 400 episodes and the idiot savant monkeys reflect on all sixty-six months of it.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 399—Expect Nothing (Except Breakfast)
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/8/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/8/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 399—Expect Nothing (Except Breakfast)

Don has had some odd dates of late and has a brand new experiment to avoid his type. There may be hope and it is breakfast, not dinner.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 398—What is Mankeeping and Why Does It Smell Like a Bucket of Crap?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/1/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 9/1/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 398—What is Mankeeping and Why Does It Smell Like a Bucket of Crap?

David saw a guy with a purse at a rock show. Don read some articles and a 75-page thesis paper. Oh, the rabbitholes these chimps go down…

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 397—The Apes Take a Personality Test
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/25/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/25/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 397—The Apes Take a Personality Test

David wants to know who he is via an online personality test so Don joins. But how they are now versus when they were at 25 and according to their ex-wife’s is very different.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 396—Do the BodyCams Support the Rationale or Subvert It?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/18/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/18/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 396—Do the BodyCams Support the Rationale or Subvert It?

The Chimps have nothing to talk about so, of course, they find something to talk about…

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 395—Do They Think About Us, Too?
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/11/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/11/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 395—Do They Think About Us, Too?

Himmel is wondering if those people, who used to be in his life, ever think about him. Hall has a weird God Complex theory of his own.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 394—How to Sell Jeans with Two Globes
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/4/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 8/4/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 394—How to Sell Jeans with Two Globes

Yup. The controversy about Sydney Sweeney’s genes/jeans has reached the ApeCast. Hang on!

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 393—Peacock Feathers and Running from Death
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/28/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/28/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 393—Peacock Feathers and Running from Death

Part three of the triptych of episodes about death, this one is a conversation of Hall’s recent  essay Immortality Is a Dirty Lie (But You Gotta Believe It Anyway).

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 392—A Wad of Fentanyl
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/21/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/21/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 392—A Wad of Fentanyl

Continuing the topic of last week, the Chimps unpack Hall’s plan to go out on his own terms.

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Literate ApeCast Ep. 391—Cat’s in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon
Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/14/25 Literate ApeCast Don Hall 7/14/25

Literate ApeCast Ep. 391—Cat’s in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon

Don has now officially given his father the ultimate Father’s Day gift—hospice.

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