An Open Letter About Ethics from Brett Kavanaugh
We sat in his jacuzzi and drank PBR out of Hitler’s boot.
Trump Unable to Do Community Service Due to Bone Spurs
He is fine with the toilet being next to his bed and wonders why he didn’t think of that.
The Life's Not Fair Fair!
Guess your weight or age? Nope. We’re just going call you fat and old.
Republica-dabra! The Great DeSantis!
I have outlawed The Magic Kingdom. By law, they are now The Straight Kingdom in DeSantisland.
Actually, Let Me Explain International Women’s Day
Women already dominate all the holidays that involve buying something other than fireworks.
Hogwarts Public School of Witchcraft and Sorcery – St. Louis
You will receive mentorship from experienced underpaid faculty and unqualified substitute teachers who will herd you in your journey.
Scientists Confirm Assholes Go Out Of Their Way To Make Your Life Miserable
Whether being cut off in traffic or denied trans healthcare by a state governor, scientists have concluded that, yes, indeed, assholes will go out of their way to make sure your life is miserable.