All the black characters in my next movie are played by Tyler Perry which proves I’m not racist!

Look for my new hat, We Made America Great, available as soon as they come in from China.

Q. Like I.Q., without the intelligence.

By the way, telling someone to smile more, is an improv note. It’s just a note.

I hope these historic protests give us a new narrative frame. I hope, instead of laced with rage and hurt, it is scented with optimism and inclusion. I have nothing but respect for the Grand Dreamers and every black person out on the streets of cities across the globe are grand and courageous and inspiring.

Here in America, we have a lot of rights written into the Constitution. You can own bear arms. Your church can speak to the media. The media can speak about church. You can bring your own snacks into the movies. It’s all in there.

There are also basic human rights that don’t always make it into the founding documents of any particular nation. Controlling your own body. Having a good quality of life. Bringing your own snacks into a hospital.
There’s one right that I don’t hear enough people talking about.

Here’s another one I never hear people talking about: The right to be left alone. The right to be completely ignored.

I’m a republican female. That still counts for something with people, like widows, women who hate themselves, foreign mail brides.

"OK.  To start off, I want to open up the discussion with a simple question.  Was a vote for Donald Trump a racist act?  If he ran his campaign on racist rhetoric was the act of voting for him a sign that you are a racist as well?"

Adults have failed these kids by being all too willing to accept that nice white Catholic boys obviously could not have intended to be racist, and therefore were not racist. Adults have failed these kids by raising them inside a comfortable bubble of wealth and whiteness and teaching them they don’t have to bother thinking beyond the walls of that bubble.

Covington Catholic High School’s attempts at Diversity Outreach have been grossly misinterpreted by the media.