I Believe... [Santa Heavy Lifting]

...that George Bailey was a whiny twat who decided suicide was an appropriate response to losing money.

...that your favorite Christmas movie defines who you are for the rest of the coming year. Mine is The Ref which supports my contention that marriage is a pit that only a career criminal can salvage.

...that if each of us was as self reflective year round as we are this time of year, we might be better people.

...that the single greatest Christmas story is O. Henry’s The Gift of the Magi which seems to be the story all Americans need to hear and reflect upon in 2023.

...that, if Santa were actually real, he’d have a hard time wrapping both a Trump conviction and a Trump presidency for the population of the US. If he’s real, he might be able to pull it off, though.