I Believe... [365 Halloween]
...that most activists have no clue what ‘decolonize’ means but what they think it means is “Get rid of Whitey.” Why not just say that instead?
...that Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has tried to pass laws banning anal and oral sex because fucking American citizens is his job, dammit!
...that everyone should learn to read a map. Once the Chinese shut off our wifi, it’ll be a skill required to simply get to the store.
...that the passing of Matthew Perry is very sad but at least he died in a hot tub, amiright?
...that, with all the identities being claimed in our modern age, we’re just celebrating Halloween every day of the year!
