Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 8, 2023
• I believe that most people want peace. Problem is, they feel like they have to be assholes in order to get it.
• Israel violating international humanitarian law by using white phosphorus on citizens is a perfect example of how Israel is America’s most annoying friend. You go out, they get a bit too drunk, dump a little white phosphorus, next thing you know, they’re puking in the Uber on the way home. You just can’t take this guy anywhere.
• Boys sulk. Men cry.
• I’m always confused by pubes in urinals. Who is experiencing male-pattern baldness on their junk? Or worse, who’s pruning their curlies in public?
• Some of my favorite writers are musicians. Shit… I should have been a rock star. Birds of a feather tour and flail together.
• A good sailor doesn’t have to know their final port. But they do have to manage the shifting winds.
