The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Dresses Up as Literate Ape for Halloween

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I BELIEVE DON HALL…

…is depressing when he reads the news.

…wants to see your reaction when he says Trump isn’t THAT bad.

…blah-blah-blah, Jesus, just go do something with your life, okay?

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Joe Janes Saves Chris Churchill

Colors.

Deep breaths.

Chafing. Look. The outside.

Sigh.

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Post-It Notes from David to David

  • I use bullet points, so, not like Don.

  • I voted for Trump, so I avoid writing about the news.

  • There is nothing written on the notes above, but it hides my porn if my wife walks by.

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Original Erotic Fiction

Hair was pulled. Skirts were short worn with heels like giraffe legs. Hands were tied. We boned. One of us was a vampire. Maybe both of us. There was blood everywhere because, even though I am a vampire, I am a klutz.

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