All in Minutes of Our Last Mtg
Keanu – And fight in slow motion, do that backwards arm thingie where I dodge bullets?
Lana – We’ll do all the cool stuff, of course, and try to find some new ways for you to dodge bullets or rockets or whatever. And even more guns. Guns are popular these days.
Carrie-Ann – Okay. So, let’s say Trinity is somehow still alive, even though she died, what am I going to wear?
Lana – Same outfits for everyone. Lots of tight black leather. Don’t worry, CGI does incredible things these days.
Asking people to see their halos creates a hostile environment.
Clearly there is an audience for this.
It ain’t racist if it’s the truth!
Mike Pence had a breakdown last year and moved to Key West and does drag shows under the name Ernest SOHeminGAY!
I’m a republican female. That still counts for something with people, like widows, women who hate themselves, foreign mail brides.
Time to tighten our belt. I can’t walk around with my pants undone all the time.
If I weren’t already married to your mother, I would totally scoop you up and make you my wife.
Make Children Great Again!
You want women, boy, do we have women! Va-Va-Vavoom! Grab ‘em by the policy!
These didn’t seem like jokes. More like a cry for help.
I can’t tell you about it in person, because I’m a telemarketer. Bound by honor to use the phone.
The ONLY justification for President Trump telling Japanese soldiers “Happy Memorial Day” is if he is flipping them the bird just before dropping another nuke on Tokyo.
This was 1984. Michael Jackson was still black then.