fetal supremacist (n.): A person who simultaneously advocates to curb abortions and abolish food stamps. i.e. The fetal supremacist wanted to revoke citizenship for children born in border states.

“You know what I want to get her, I mean, if I don't break up with her?

I want to get her one of those stun guns you can get at Walmart—”

What’s the matter, why don’t you know who you are? Wake up, America,

it’s me shaking you by the shoulders like Jim shakes any given guest star

out on the Final Frontier:

Almost everyone has a Me, Too story. This one isn’t mine.

 Prologue

I’m Donald Trump and I am big.

When resistance is futile, but you have to resist….

 This the poor can’t afford to know. But you know

and you’re getting  poorer by the minute, so you’ll have to forget.

I was married and happy and not looking. But I went out on assignment to help him cultivate his fields, and something wild coursed through me. Something not cultivated, at all. I ended up writing him a letter:

I want to fuck your farm.
I want to curl my toes in the brown clay,
mash the wet soil under my arches,
squeeze the juice out of the squirming underground
and watch it bubble up out of the mud,
and over my heel,
and out from under the balls of my feet: musky.
insistent. warm like arterial blood.