I hate his behavior that night. I hate that my friend, Woman, experienced something like that, and I hate that it plagued her in so many ways for so many years. And I hate that this is about me. But it’s only because I want to be a good friend to Woman. So I have to ask what should I feel and do because I don’t know.

We acknowledge the problem and embrace it. Promise to do better. Plus side, easier to gather voter signatures as we go door-to-door to let people know we are registered sex offenders.

Santa explained that the Naughty List was at its highest since 2008. Great for the coal industry. Bad for toy making.

" I don’t know why masturbating in front of someone is considered assault. I’m the only one getting groped.