I Believe... [Polyamory, My Ass]

...that polyamory is just white women gentrifying the gay man’s lifestyle and calling it something brunch-y.

...that the realization when packing up all of your stuff to move across the country that you really don’t have a lot to carry is excellent. Means that the stuff you have is the stuff you want.

...that the music of Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish are mirror images—the diaries of middle school girls, one determined to feel empowered and the other to wallow in anguish.

...that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has now learned the central tenet of all employment: don’t have sex with people you work with, ever.

...that, while it has taken just over a half century of life to process, sometimes—most times—the best answer is “I don’t have an opinion about that.”

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