I Believe... [Ted Wheeler is a Bit Late]
...that Ray Fisher and Jussie Smollett should co-star in a buddy movie with nothing but phantom racists as the antagonists.
...that anyone who has even a drop of concern about Hilario Baldwin’s cultural heritage is the defining avatars of both Too Much Time for Bullshit and I’m a Nosey Old Lady Neighbor Peeking Through the Blinds.
...that the process of transitioning from one daily grind to a wholly different one is as simple as relaxing into the new while appreciating what worked with the old.
...that the key to success in life can be summed up in one phrase: “Always end on a high note and leave ‘em wanting more.”
...that after ten months of the Antifa crowd burning Portland to the ground at the drop of any ideological excuse, Mayor Ted Wheeler’s admonition for the continued vandalism under the guise of persistent protest seems a bit late to the game.
