I Believe... [Some of the Kids Are Alright]

...that, I’m sorry Chuck Schumer, but Donald Trump has never EVER “incited an erection.”

...that for every instance of an Amanda Gorman or Greta Thunberg, there are 50,000 GenZ kids snorting crushed Sour Patch candy and arguing adamantly about a video they saw on TikTok so contain your need to claim that the kids are adults.

...that If you are truly harmed by the publication of books, discussion of ideas, and singular words, consider placing parental controls on your devices rather than an entire population.

...that systemic equity means treating individuals unequally so that groups are equal — that “the only remedy to past discrimination is present discrimination.” If that sounds off, it means your Kool-Aid isn’t full-strength.

...that Bernie and Fauci are two extremes in behavior following Trump. Bernie looks like he’s resigned to ride things out as best he can; Fauci looks like he just drank four 5-Hr Energy drinks and finally the fuckers are listening to him.