How much of what we read is truth and how much is fiction? Extrapolating from the works of both Tim O’Brien and Oliver Sacks, the monkeys in charge go down a rabbit hole of the impossibility of finding objective truth when our brains are not hardwired to see it. From fiction to storytelling to accusations and jury duty (with a quick detour into the Kennedy Assassination), these two idiots still have no real answers.

They do, however, have six tasks for you to attempt for the week that will ensure you don’t burn your eyeballs with the image of your lint-filled belly button while eating only Hot Pockets and jerking off to the same PornHub video of step siblings humping while mom is away.

On our 21st episode, we talk about waiting for the baby to come (he did), the Desert Island books we’d bring if stranded on a sand bar, and the idea of how writing looks is sometimes as important as how it sounds.

Plus six things to do, watch, read, or listen to while you waste away at your shitty job that utilizes exactly 4% of your intellect.