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I Believe... [Leaving Elon's Twitter]

...that a female penis is one notch lower in eyeroll, ridiculous concepts than the Dolezal insistence on chosen race. It is also an extreme stance by a small segment of mentally ill misogynists trying to game a system that no longer favors them.

...that nothing fuels a sense of fury and sadness than when the ex-wife submits a love letter to her new mark for the magazine you publish. Her casual cruelty really is something of which to be in awe. It’s good, though. It pissed me off and I’m at my best when I’m roundly furious.

...that white people complaining about how shitty white people are is a funhouse mirror of irony and a demonstration of a lack of self reflection that rivals even QAnon and Flat Earthers. It’s like marketing professionals wailing about all the advertising or cattle ranchers bitching about all the people who eat beef.

...that if we’re solid on the idea that citizens can film police officers to record the possibility of abuse then we have to accept the idea of citizens filming election workers for the same reason. If being filmed makes you decide not to vote, your conviction to save democracy is pretty fucking weak.

...that the same people screaming that they’ll be leaving Twitter because Musk owns it are the exact same people who vowed to move to Canada if Trump was elected and guess what? They are full of shit. We know they’re full of shit so do we take their admonitions about anything else seriously?