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I Believe… [It’s the Flags You Fly That Brand You a Dipshit]

By Don Hall

…that the problem with Twitter is that, when I’m confronted by a naked man wearing shoes made of Subway bags, tossing trash out onto the street from random garbage cans and mumbling about the government following him and trying to microchip his brain, I can walk away quickly. With Twitter there are, like, thousands of that guy.

…that no matter how righteous your protest, as soon as you display that Confederate flag and those swastikas, we all know you’re an asshole.

…that the Tim Burton directed Sweeney Todd is fucking masterful.

…that no one protesting stay-at-home orders is anything like Rosa Parks. Rosanne Barr maybe…

…that one thing I will miss once things open back up is getting sauced at 10:00 a.m. and writing shit. Living just a bit like Hunter Thompson has its brighter moments.