I Believe... [The Monsters Are Us]

I Believe... [The Monsters Are Us]

By Don Hall

...that your neighbors and co-workers smile at you but inside they are thinking of the many ways they could take a framing hammer and smash your skull in just to see what happens. You know it's true because you think about taking a baseball bat with spike nails to them as well.

...that the use of social media to coerce a bookstore to stop carrying books you disagree with is absolutely no different than the banning of books in schools that religious parents disagree with. The Progressive Left becomes less distinguishable from the Far Right every day and Lucifer is laughing. Amazingly, the Angel of Darkness bears an uncanny resemblance to Dick Cheney...

 Just give 'em the fucking candy, OK?

Just give 'em the fucking candy, OK?

...that those kids going out to get candy from you? They're monsters hellbent on mayhem and pre-adolescent sex. Yes, they're small but five of them could rip your entrails out if so motivated and no court in the land would convict them.

...that if aliens came to Earth with any mission but total annihilation of the human race, 2017 would convince them otherwise.

...that, in the many the allegories of monsters among us—witches, vampires, lycans, mummies—modern America most resembles a rabid pack of zombies, relentlessly consuming and failing to bathe properly.

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