A Leaked Private E-mail Correspondence Between Santa Claus and Jesus Christ

A Leaked Private E-mail Correspondence Between Santa Claus and Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2017 03:36:28

Subject: Hello Jesus!

Ho ho ho! It's getting to be that time of year again! We're getting down to crunch time here at the North Pole! I hope u have a great birthday! 

Ho ho ho! 

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2017 19:12:46

Subject: Re: Hello Jesus!

Hey, Nick. Good to hear from you. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Nowadays, people don't seem to even remember my birthday.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2017 22:57:09

Subject: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

You;re the reason for the season big guy! Everyone remembers u!

Ho ho ho! 

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2017 23:06:46

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Well, let's just say, that "other people" have kind of co-opted my birthday for their own purposes.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:19:11

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Jesus I'm getting the feeling your talking about me!

Ho ho ho! 

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:29:33

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Well, if the sleigh fits.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 06:39:04

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

I don't like what u r implying! How dare u

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 06:49:51

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

How dare I? You're the one who feeds on the materialism and consumerism of capitalistic societies.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:26:15

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Please spare me youir Sermon on the Mount communist bullshit. Even though you are all knowing u seem to not pick up on the fact that I make these toys myself and cut out the corporations and businesses altogether. u fed a village with a loaf of bread once. I deliver goods and services for FREE to millions and millions every single year. 

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:52:26

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Oh. Yeah, I guess I didn't think about how you gave little Timmy a toy train. 

I have an idea, why don't YOU go down to Earth and die for the salvation of all mankind?

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:11:38

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

I have an idea why don't U go fuck yourself!

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:37:20

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

That's great talk coming from "Jolly Ol' Saint Nick." You big, fat, bald prick.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 21:46:09

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

I'/m sorry i even bothered emailing u.

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:02:58

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

I'm sorry I ever replied! Believe me. But, hey, I'm only the Son of Man. It's not like I might be too busy to read your innocuous e-mails.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 22:56:11

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Your the Son of ASSHOLE!!!!!

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 23:09:42

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

That doesn't make any sense, douchebag.

-Jesus Christ

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To: Jesus@heaven.org
From: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2017 23:32:39

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

I'm going to find you and have Blitzen shit in your mouth.

-Santa Claus

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To: Santa@NorthPoleIndustries.com
From: Jesus@heaven.org
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2017 02:42:44

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello Jesus!

Bring it on fat boy.

-Jesus Christ

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