I Believe… [Parts and Motivations Unknown]

I Believe… [Parts and Motivations Unknown]

…that Vice is right when they publish an OpEd that declares The Conservative War on Comedy Is Full of Shit. Also right but less popular on the Other Side is that the Progressive War On Comedy Is Also Full of Shit.

...that I’m pretty sure a series of “very, very bad commercials warning kids not to take drugs” is about the numb-skulliest, dipshitiest, mentally deficientiest method of curtailing the opioid crisis. The only thing more completely fucking stupid would be to build a goddamned wall.

...that it is when victims determine the punishment for crimes against them, lawmen become Wyatt Earp. Vigilantism is almost always met with opposing vigilantes.

…that, like rabid Rightwing Christians and jihadist Muslims, Star Wars fans who troll and abuse actors for playing roles in movies about the Force that binds us all have completely missed the point of their chosen source material.

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…that Anthony Bourdain left this realm with the same guts and bravado as he did in life. On his own terms and in his own time. We may not understand the reasons but not knowing shouldn't lessen our respect for the life he led and lessons he learned and shared.

My Father Was Not Fred Rogers.

My Father Was Not Fred Rogers.

Solicited in a High Class Geisha Club

Solicited in a High Class Geisha Club