I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]

I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]

By Don Hall

...that the best way to disempower Trump is to ignore him.

...that the Supremes just acknowledged that bigoted intolerance is in the same wheelhouse as religious conviction. Sometimes a cake is just a cake but this time it's a cake being used to justify intolerant horseshit archaic attitudes with sprinkles and a butter creme frosting.

…that in the demand for perfection in everyone else, the absolute lack of perfection in each of us binds us to a hypocrisy that can only be resolved by not demanding perfection in everyone else. Or fucking off. That works, too.

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...that there is a direct and scientific correlation between the number of Faceborg statuses (statisi?) one puts up trumpeting accomplishments in life, love and personal fitness and the degree that your self-esteem is severely crippled. Nothing screams "I loathe my very existence and wish I could eat a bullet but I'm afraid of death" than a daily reminder that you went to the gym and "give no fucks" about haters.

…that there's a reason that the wealthy are most often portrayed as the villains in popular culture and it isn't envy. It's reality. If your motivations in life are a soup of individualism, competition and materialism you are the villain.

The Most Beautiful Thing Anyone Had Ever Heard

The Most Beautiful Thing Anyone Had Ever Heard

Fat Louie the Butcher

Fat Louie the Butcher