I Believe... [Modern Partisanship Resembles a Preschool Bathroom Break]

I Believe... [Modern Partisanship Resembles a Preschool Bathroom Break]

By Don Hall

...that nothing makes me happier than Hannity being exposed and Ryan leaving the House. If McConnell is discovered to have a cache of weasel pornography on his hard drive and photos of himself with him jacking off while eating dogshit, I'd be the Happiest Asshole on Planet. OMG.

...that, in pursuit of employment, the one thing you have control of is the proofreadinbg of your resume and cover letter. So do that shit right.

...that, chances are, if you demand for something to occur, your chances are demonstratively less than if you work to make something occur. Children demand things, adults get into the weeds and do that unpleasant labor that results in progress.

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...that most of Starbucks' problems could be solved by making their bathrooms public restrooms. That and maybe not hiring people who call the police on black people sitting at a table.

...that watching a middle-aged white guy argue with multiple other white guys on Twitter about almost ANYTHING reminds me why I stopped using social media to argue. If you only have balls online, those gonads are make believe like your avatar.

Quixotic Femme

Quixotic Femme

Hotboxing My Dad: A Weed Trip and the Future Failure of Illinois

Hotboxing My Dad: A Weed Trip and the Future Failure of Illinois