I Believe.. [Maybe They Should've Called It "Turdsie"]

I Believe.. [Maybe They Should've Called It "Turdsie"]

By Don Hall

…that the more one talks about how angry one is, the less angry one is. Those truly past the point of pure fury don’t yap about it.

…that it is probably time for you to go through your Faceborg and Instagram feeds and unfriend all of the people on the list who are dead. Being reminded that your deceased friends aren’t celebrating any birthdays any more can’t be healthy.

…that nothing — nothing — is more annoying than a grammar contrarian making a show of correcting your grammar. It’s über-virtue signaling and in the Grand Tradition of Faux Superiority by Artificial Moral High Ground.

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…that, if you’re going to adapt Tootsie for the stage as a musical, perhaps a focus on creating memorable songs, a believable narrative, and avoiding a ball peen hammer approach to modernizing it for the #MeToo zeitgeist might be a better way to go.

…that with Van Dyke going away for 2nd Degree Murder and Kavanaugh getting confirmed for the SCOTUS, those of us on the Left broke even last week. If we don’t convince people to vote in these goddamned mid-terms, however, breaking even will be the best we can do in the next two years.


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